Established: 2003
Pronounced: 'sur-bur-uhs rekkits'

3-headed dog with a mane and a tail of snakes who was the offspring of Typhon and Echidna.
Cerberus permitted new spirits to enter Hell, but allowed none of them to leave.
Turns out Hell is in Michigan.
Hercules beat him up so he started this label.
Who'd a thunk it?